dear Adobe

While I love your design programs, Adobe, and respect you as a company, I really think you need to work on your updating products through the browser. I’ve attempted to download Reader 8.1 five separate times, once using Internet Explorer (but I refuse to install extraneous stuff in IE just to download/install something else entirely), tried resuming the downloads many, many times, and so far all I’ve got for my troubles is Photoshop Album Starter 3.2 installed, despite unchecking the box to download it, and no Reader 8.1 update.

Go die now please, kthxbai